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Microwave

from Worst Album Ever by Ricky Jamaraz

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Dear people of the universe
Bluebells are purple, Greenland’s not green
My pinkie’s not pink, so what does it mean
Roses are red, but my name’s not Dave
(Are you drunk?) I’m not drunk

Microwave
Do you know what I’m saying
Do you know what I’m saying

Lying on the kitchen floor
I know I shouldn’t do it but I wanna do it more

Wait, sorry I zoned out
What did you just say
Did you just call me pretty
You must be mistaken
Or talking to a mirror
Sorry, I’m bad at words

Maths is yellow and science is blue
Marmite’s gross and so are you
Scotland isn’t real Nicholas Cage isn’t either
Yesterday I made friends with a spider
Oh em gee

Lying on the kitchen flooring
I bet you think that I’m boring

Wait, sorry I zoned out
What did you just say
Did you just call me pretty
You must be mistaken
Or talking to a mirror
‘Cause you’re telling lies

You’re so stupid
I’m going ra-ba-ba-ba-daaa, da-da
ah-ba-ba-ba-daaa, da-da

Wait, sorry I zoned out
What did you just say
Did you just call me pretty
Wowww
Yeah, la la-la la la laaa
Sorry I’m so bad at this

I put my heart inside a microwave
A microwave, a microwave, a microwave for you
I put my heart inside a microwave
A microwave, a microwave, a microwave for you
I put my heart inside a microwave
A microwave, a microwave, a microwave for you
I put my heart inside a microwave
A microwave, a microwave

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from Worst Album Ever, released August 22, 2023

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